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Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- beat-box
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
- striptease
when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better
new pokemon announced (100% official)
- pikachu the second just like pikachu but taller
- president carter
- bulbasaur
- peugot 106
- 534.12
- sporty spice from the spicegirls
- all members of the us senate
